Fathers are known for many things, but especially for their humor. Today is Father’s Day! And to put all fathers in the spotlight, we have created a collection of the best dad jokes. Because they are so hilarious sometimes!
Dad jokes
If there’s one thing dads are good at, it’s making stupid jokes. For some reason they always make the jokes at the driest moments and come out of nowhere. Or they use them as a standard answer to questions from you and the other kids. “Dad, I’m hungry.” “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.” And we know a few more like that. In our opinion, these are the best dad jokes in honor of Father’s Day.
When your father asks you to guess something, you know a funny joke is coming
“What do you call…” or “What is…” that’s how a good dad joke usually starts. These are the moments when you immediately know that your dad is about to start being funny.
What do you call it when it’s busy on the road in America?
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What do you call a pen that breaks quickly?
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What is a real estate agent’s favorite music?
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What is in your mouth that is very annoying?
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Sometimes the worst jokes are the best jokes
The nice thing about dad jokes is of course that the worst jokes are the ones that make us laugh the loudest. We spontaneously get a stomach ache from laughing just thinking about it.
I was just about to wash the white laundry when I heard a loud bang on the front door
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A cowboy went to the barber. He wanted to drive away afterwards, but…
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I have a new job at Carglass
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A little dark humor should be possible, right?
In addition to making stupid jokes, fathers are also good at making jokes that may or may not be acceptable. But there’s always room for a little dark humor, right?
I have been slathering my baby with zinc ointment so much lately
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If you study robotics, your homework can eat your dog.
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What is the name of someone who promotes common viral diseases on social media?
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