40 old-fashioned swear words that may make a comeback

A nice game of cursing and cursing, sometimes it’s so refreshing. Research has shown that swearing even helps people tolerate pain more. Almost everyone has a ‘favorite’ swear word. Especially ‘bitch’, ‘cunt’, ‘jerk’, ‘bastard’ and ‘dick’ roll off the tongue nicely. Now a swear word can also become boring and lose its power. That’s why we want to bring back some old-fashioned gems of swear words. Are you swearing?

Old-fashioned swear words

Every now and then it’s time for a change. So now it is time for a change in your ‘swear vocabulary’. You have probably noticed it during a cup of coffee with grandpa or grandma, or another ‘elderly’: every now and then, those crazy, unexpected words come up in a conversation. And those are mainly swear words. “Look at that scumbag running around.” Sounds good, doesn’t it? Just like schorriemorrie, there are many more swear words that you can say fluently. There’s bound to be a new favorite among these 40 words.

Old-fashioned swear words

1. Devil’s brood
2. Scam
3. Serpent
4. Shrew
5. Horrible morning
6. Asshole fiddle
7. Sad horn
8. Idiot
9. Vlerk
10. Bag washer
11. Wet toast
12. Shembek
13. Scumbag
14. Kwibus
15. Bat
16. Grave branch
17. Grape
18. Scrimgeour
19. Retarded gladiolus
20. Druiloor
21. Turd catcher
22. Floor wig
23. Drommels
24. Riffraff
25. Grape aphid
26. Toling
27. Oetlul
28. Flail
29. Chowder boy
30. Snoeshaan
31. Stumper
32. Wildebeest
33. Goat knitter
34. Geeisem
35. Heikneuter
36. Cookie baker
37. Pocket tobacco
38. Fruit doughnut
39. Weeping willow
40. Bummer

There, enough inspiration for the next swearing match! Do you know any funny swear words? Share it in a comment.