From looting his bank account to pooping in his shoe.
Nothing is sweeter than the taste of revenge. At least, according to the nine celebs who explain in the latest Glamial how they showed their most fiery side when they were hurt by their (ex) partner. We take you into the revenge stories of Satsuki Mitchell, Brandi Glanville and Tiffany Haddish.
Big spender
American film producer Satsuki Mitchell (45) was happy with Daniel Craig for five years, until ‘James Bond’ dumped her overnight. In the morning he went to the set of the film Dream House as if nothing had happened, but in the evening he did not come home. A worried Satsuki called and texted for hours, but couldn’t reach him. Until Daniel spoke up around midnight: it was over. Because he needed time for himself, according to the actor. Because he wanted to spend all his time with his co-star Rachel Weisz, according to a close friend of Craig who later caught up with them. Satsuki, who had access to Daniel’s credit card, rounded up five friends the next day and the six went on a wild shopping spree. In one weekend the ladies spent one million euros. Top performance!
Slice fest
This is so possible in a country song! Starring Evil Wife Brandi, known from ‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’, who discovered that her husband Eddie Cibrian, to whom she was married for ten years, was having an affair with singer LeAnn Rimes. Brandi (51) attacked Eddie’s favorite Harley-Davidson with a large and sharp kitchen knife. Tires flat, saddle broken, headlight off. A remarkable detail is that the blonde first called her mother-in-law to ask whether destroying the motorcycle was a good plan. To which Eddie’s mother told Brandi to go her divine way. Go momma!
Holy shit
Just when we think we’ve heard everything, Tiffany (44) speaks up. In her memoir The Last Black Unicorn, the actress and comedienne casually confesses that she pooped in her ex’s favorite pair of Jordans when she discovered he had cheated on her with another woman. Tiffany had even planned what she would eat the day before, to make the experience as unpleasant as possible. “I ate a lot of corn. And I hadn’t chewed it properly. I thought it was the ultimate revenge because he had a shit character.” Subtly: “I know I’m crazy, but I wanted to do something evil without going to jail.”
This article comes from the latest Glamial, in which you can also read about the revenge stories of Megan Fox, Garcelle Beauvais, Amber Rose, Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift and Iggy Azalea. Now in stores!
Text: Sandra ten Brink | Image: NL Image
