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A nice game of cursing and cursing, sometimes it’s so refreshing. Research has shown that swearing even helps people tolerate pain more. Almost everyone has a ‘favorite’ swear word. Especially ‘bitch’, ‘cunt’, ‘jerk’, ‘bastard’ and ‘dick’ roll off the tongue nicely. Now a swear word can also become boring and lose its power. That’s why we want to bring back some old-fashioned gems of swear words. Are you swearing?
Old-fashioned swear words
Every now and then it’s time for a change. So now it is time for a change in your ‘swear vocabulary’. You have probably noticed it during a cup of coffee with grandpa or grandma, or another ‘elderly’: every now and then, those crazy, unexpected words come up in a conversation. And those are mainly swear words. “Look at that scumbag running around.” Sounds good, doesn’t it? Just like schorriemorrie, there are many more swear words that you can say fluently. There’s bound to be a new favorite among these 40 words.
Old-fashioned swear words
- Devil’s brood
- Scam
- Serpent
- Shrew
- Horrible morning
- Asshole fiddle
- Sad horn
- Idiot
- Vlerk
- Bag washer
- Wet toast
- Shembek
- Scumbag
- Kwibus
- Bat
- Grave branch
- Grape
- Scrimgeour
- Retarded gladiolus
- Druiloor
- Turd catcher
- Floor wig
- Drommels
- Riffraff
- Grape aphid
- Toling
- Oetlul
- Flail
- Chowder boy
- Snoeshaan
- Stumper
- Wildebeest
- Goat knitter
- Geeisem
- Heikneuter
- Cookie baker
- Pocket tobacco
- Fruit doughnut
- Weeping willow
- Bummer
There, enough inspiration for the next swearing match! Do you know any funny swear words? Share it in a comment.