With every minuscule form of movement, your head seems to fall off your neck, you are at a loss, you live very consciously on everything that is unhealthy and the world will give you a piece of your mind for a while. In summary: you are broke!
The life of a drinking woman is not a bed of roses. Drinking costs you a lot of money, the kilos hit your body at the speed of light, you have to do your utmost to stay balanced, get out your words and be taken a little seriously. Not to mention that hangover. Jeezmina, what to do with yourself? Then just a bag of chips. And coke. And hide under a blanket. And all the following…
Don’t do it if you’re broke
1. You resist waking up. You’re not ready for the world yet. You can’t handle that light. You can’t handle the air in your bedroom either. Damn, it’s so hard to move. Releasing ‘Pfffffff’ is the only thing you succeed in.
2. Sheiss, you have some appointments today. It’s not necessarily that you don’t feel like it, you just have no idea how you’re going to make it happen. You can’t have this. You can’t handle it. It’s difficult just to reach your phone to cancel your appointments.
3. Bye appointments, bye bye. Take a look at it, outside world. You turn around again.
4. You eat – very consciously – mainly things that are very bad for you. Or you just don’t eat. Which, by the way, your hangover doesn’t thank you for.
5. You postpone showering. Even though you are sure you will feel a lot better afterwards. The very idea of ​​having to take off your clothes completely. Having to turn on the shower and then feeling kind of forced to dry yourself off and put on clean clothes. Not for a while.
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6. A visit to the toilet works wonders. Whether the contents of your body come out at the top or the bottom, it is liberating! Love for the toilet!
7. When you open a bag of chips for the third time in an hour, you realize that it might be wise to crack an egg into the pan and, after a splashing session in the pan, put it into your body through your mouth. .
8. Oh yeah, that’s what you needed, an egg! And then, with finally some color in your face, you stand in the middle of your after-dinner dip and fall asleep like a log.
9. Netflix and chill, but in this case with the literal meaning of these words.
10. Hmm, you’ve canceled everything so you can have a big break, but it’s quite lonely. You’re bored out of your mind! Boredom is more fun in a group setting, so you try to fix your cancellation practices and connect with people you expect to be in the same situation as you. Often without success, since you were the one who canceled, they have now made other plans.
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11. Pajama Day! The thought of having to hoist tight trousers over your buttocks today almost makes you cringe. By the way, you don’t like the fact that you even have to bend down to put your feet in your trouser legs.
12. And if you have decided to have a pajama day, you can also throw a nice, soft, fluffy blanket over yourself, which you have already failed to put in the washing machine 380 times. And slide a cat underneath and press it against your stomach. Peace.
13. While you, your cat and your tomcat are lying comfortably, burrito-like, rolled in your blanket, your thirst kicks in again. Noo, why now? You protest for another five minutes until you can’t even swallow anymore, your throat is so dry.
14. You walk to the refrigerator like an old granny, grab an XXL bottle of coke from the refrigerator, a bag of chips and merge with the couch again. Until you have to pee.
15. Grrr, you will never drink again! (And you repeat that another 230 times.)
Which point most sums up your hangover?
