These are the nicest, funniest pick-up lines

Are you ready to tell your crush that you have feelings? Or do you want to flirt with someone you’ve had a crush on for a while? Maybe you have a nice match on an online dating platform, but you don’t know what to say yet. Pick-up lines are the perfect solution. They are often light-hearted, funny, flirty, but straight to the point. These are the best pick-up lines.

Also read: Having trouble writing a text to your crush? Ask one of these zodiac signs for help

Flirty pick-up lines

Flirting is quite difficult for some people. Fortunately, there are pick-up lines that make it easy. They are a bit cheesy, but we love it.

1. Luckily I’m not a firefighter because you’re too hot to put out the fire.

2. Can I borrow a kiss? I’ll promise to give it back.

3. You’re so handsome that I forgot my opening line.

4. Why don’t I know you from somewhere?

5. If beauty were time, you would be eternity.

6. What is your favorite drink? I’m asking so I know what to buy you on our first date.

7. Do you have a plaster? I scraped my knee falling in front of you.

8. I must be in a museum, because you are really beautiful.

9. Are you a keyboardist? Because you are really my type

10. I would love to decorate you, but I forgot my streamers.

11. My hobby is puzzling and you are my last piece.

12. Is your birthday October 10? Because you are a 10/10.

Hilarious pick-up lines

Do you want to seduce someone who appreciates humor? Then these pick-up lines might be the way to start a conversation.

1. Is your name Freek? Because I feel a Spark.

2. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

3. Do you have a magnet in your pocket? Because I’m attracted to you.

4. I’m not a clairvoyant, but I can imagine a life together with you.

5. Do you know what would suit you well? My surname.

6. Can I hide with you? According to Rain Radar, you’re totally my type.

7. Hey, I’m looking for someone to buy a tandem with.

8. Don’t I know you from next Friday?

9. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

10. Excuse me madam, what is the fastest way to get to Uterecht?

11. Do you happen to work at Ikea? Because your warehouse…

12. If you were a hamburger, I’d call you McBeauty.

13. Did you just fart? ‘Cause you blew me away.

14. Excuse me, you dropped something… my jaw.

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